What Pit bulls are really like!
10. They will steal your spot on the
couch while you are up getting a soda.
9. They will take the treat you give
them and bury in the back yard like a
paranoid crack head hiding their stash.
8. They will jump on your bed with muddy
feet. Making you do the laundry...again!
7. They will lick visitors with an
uncontrolled passion only they
understand.
6. They will cause children to smile.
5. They will make you feel horrible for
not walking them by looking at you with
deep sad eyes.
4. They will look at you like you
committed a crime against them if you
don't let them lick your ice cream bowl.
3. They will cause wide spread happiness
in large group settings.
2. They will crack you up by shaking
their butts so hard you think they are
going to snap in half.
And the number one reason why you can't
trust vicious Pit Bulls...
1. They will steal your heart like a
thief in the night, showing you complete
and pure love that only a Pit Bull can
show.
